One night a girl woke up in the middle of the night and heard a dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to turn off the tap. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed and the dog licked it. The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and turned off the tap properly in there, too. She went back to her bedroom and stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it again. But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off the taps ou
After a long night of sex, the guy rolled over, got a cig and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one, "There might be some matches in the top drawer", she replied. He opened the drawer and found a box of matches sitting on top of a pic of a man *He began to worry* "This your husband?" he asked, "No silly," she replied, "Your boyfriend then?" he asked, "No not at all", she said nibbling away at his ear, "Well who is he then?" Calmly the girl replied "That's
A mom beat her kid for days. A week later the boy asks if he can go to a friend's house and she says, "Sure but if you get stolen I ain't lookin' for you." So later the police pull up, they have the boy and a kidnapper and tell his mother, "He gave himself up to the kidnapper." And the mother asks why, the boy says, "Because you said if I get stolen you won't come looking for me." Click like if you are against child abuse.
One night a teenage couple were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked them to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on, A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved and hit the
A day before mothers day, a man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother.But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars The man smiled and said, Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose. He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's fl
At age 15, your dad excpects a hug when you come home, you thank him by going into your room. At age 18, he cries at your gradutation, you thank him by partying all night. At age 26 he pays for your wedding, you thank him by moving states. At age 50, he falls ill and you weren't there. He slowly dies, and it all came crashing down on your heart. If you love your dad, like this page.
A blonde walks into a store. Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes. The blonde goes and puts on a brunette wig. Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes. Frustrated the blonde puts on a redhead wig. Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please? Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes. Blonde: Damn it! How the hell'd you know I was a blonde! Shopkeeper: That's not a T.V. in the corner it's
A boy was almost beaten to death on his way to school, he was forced to strip all his clothes off, then they stole his phone and started to kick and punch him in the head before setting a dog on him. The sad thing is that 97% of people would just walk past, 2% would stand and watch, only 1% would try and help out. No one tried to help david out. Like this if your the 1% that would help.
Fb chat... Ex Bf: hey, so i want to say something to you but im too afraid too. Ex Gf: so say it in spanish :) lol. Ex bf: Ok. Te quiero mucho para que el bebe. i te extrano y te necesito de nuevo que no puedo vivir sin ti! Ex Gf: !!! I can't believe that you would say that to me! i hate you!**gets offline** *next morning boy hung himself. all because the girl didnt use google translate.
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry h
Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. type this in google search and read the rest of this poem like if u cried
Like this if... you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you. you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf. you always hear your name, when its not being called. you hate hearing your voice in recordings. you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called. you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you. you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
yes, i have boobs, no you can't touch them, yes they are very big, no you can't touch them, yes my butt looks good in these pants, but yet again no you cant touch it guy-*touches* girl-- *flips guy over 20 feet in the air and bashes his face in whne he hits the floor* you had your fair warning, now dont touch guy*touches again* like if u know a guy who would do this.
Honey, your skirt is so high up it's a belt. Your hair is so bright it hurts my eyes. Your skin is so orange you look like you were an unfortunate victim of an explosion at an orange juice factory. Your eyes have so much make up on them you look like a raccoon. Who are you trying to impress, a blind man?
Most kids wake up to a loving parent, or an alram clock. I wake up to a bloody nose and sprained wrist. Most kids eat a healthy breakfast. I eat whatever I can if there is any. Most kids have a different uniform everyday. I wear the same one. Most kids have lots of friends. I might have one. Most kids don't get bullied day-to-day. I'm lucky to not get bullied three times a day. When most kids get home thier parents say hello and fix dinner. I get shoved against a wall and am unconscious for atle
Hey, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that you're beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go, kiss you in the pouring rain. Yes, ladies, I do exist. No, I'm not gay. Stop dating douche-bags and jerks. Date me
Charlie Sheen, is all over the news this week because he's a celebrity drug addict. Justin Bieber was all over the news for 2 days this week because he cut his hair. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25, Christopher Stark 22, Kristopher Gould 25, David Fahey 23 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Honor them by liking this... show them you care